Ok so I know it has been awhile and I intended to post a few things and I didn't for a few reasons. I got a new job which is taking up massive amounts of my time. Also I have started a workout routine that is in my mind really intense (Harder than Chinese algebra). I am currently sleeping on my moms couch which I think makes me officially a loser but fuck you all I dont want to drive 2.5 hours each way to work. So lets see my thoughts as of recently.
Being fat is very hard to change because I as I said am doing a new workout and there has been 0 weight change. WHAT THE FUCK. I am running 15 1 minute sprints a day and doing supersets of all the weight training. I am destined to be fatter than hell. I work out six days a week and my new job is constant movement, lifting, climbing, sweating. Really I mean REALLY come the fuck on. Ling Ling needs to move the fuck out (I named my fat Ling Ling because it was about the size of a small asian woman when I started and it allowed me to direct hatred at it.) I am not sure what else I have to do to lose weight. If anyone has any ideas that dont involve volcanic colonics I might be game.
Soon I will post a blog containing my various experiences with strippers. I have had several and have learned alot about strippers. For example You can make fun of a strippers stretch marks and she will not be offended enough to not dance for a dollar. I don't even know how that happens. Also some strippers are amazingly athletic and the have made up awards for being so like number one at pole tricks in the midwest (yeah and I won the spelling bee at kellogg elementry I think those are on the same level of bullshit). I also have a firm belief system when it comes to tipping strippers and adhere to it stringently. This will alol be covered at a later date but NY, Iowa, and Canadian strip clubs are all entirely different. And all I can say is god bless Canada (Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast ).
Something Else that I have been thinking about recently is working with useless people. I'm talking about nipples on a mannequin useless. It truly bothers me. The reasons I have been thinking about this are two fold. I lost my job as an engineer while other far more useless people kept their job. And at my new job a few of the people that I have worked with have struck me as truly special. One kid inparticular sticks out in my mind. He talks more shit and does less than any one else I have met. This country needs to turn around so I can get a damn engineering job and start using my 140k education. I realize this blog is not as jocular as some of my other ones and I think originally I intended for it to be more funny but fuck it.
Transformers revenge of the fallen comes out soon and I am excited. Megan Fox is hotter than the surface of the sun. I am excited. I will post again soon and the stripper chronicles will commence. Also Halle Berry is really hot for being over 40. That is all. To all of you that have engineering jobs I hate you all.
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