I am currently unemployed. It blows. I do work for the Census part time but it essentially pays the same as unemployment and require so little of my brain that I might start drooling on myself, so I am in my mind unemployed. I got to this situation through no real fault of my own. I'm sure if I was more politically correct or more "moldable" (I know that's not a word fuck off) at my previous job I may still be employed but for anyone who knows me its pretty much not possible. This all leaves me a bit bitter. Not alot but enough to get irritated at all the idiots that seem to continuously put the economy in a state of termoil.
The people who I am most frustrated with are the people who continously get the bonuses and buyouts from companies like AIG and FannieMae. I have never gotten more money for sucking at my job. In fact I was pretty damn good at my job and I got shit canned (they say laid off but that term just pisses me off more). I didn't get millions of dollars I got a pat on the back a few weeks pay and a swift kick out the door.
Why do we reward this behavior? What on earth does this say to kids and adults in across the country. If you suck dick hard enough at what you do you can make millions!! If you are the Aurora Snow of the financial world you will cash in huge!! So what about all of the people that got shit on in the process thats just the American public they all should be wearing helmets. I dunno about everyone else but if I'm gonna get fucked in the ass that hard I would at least like a reach around and a diaper for after.
Oh wait the stimulus package was the reach around. 25 fucking dollars a week. Seriously?!?! I mean really 25 fucking dollars. How about we give the heads of all those companys the 25 dollars and split all of their bonuses among the hard working Americans who are actually vested in the country enough to care.
The second group of people that make me want to kick an old person is any person who is in debt up to their asshole. I don't understand it (this does not include people who have realized the error of their ways and are making strides to fix it). I can't even fathom it. I get cold sweats when I think about owing anyone anything and some of these people have literally sold their soul to the devil for a pair of Tim's. People in NYC who make the decision between dinner and a Denali. I have been on the Ramen diet and I can't imagine it gets better when you use the seat warmer and cigarette lighter to cook it. These people need to be quickly castrated so they cannot proliferate and fuck up my life further. You know they are using their 25 dollar stimulus check to buy Tim's that fell of the back of a truck. How the fuck does that stimulate the economy. Putting it in the crack pipe doesn't stimulate shit for me.
While we are on the topic of stupid people I feel like Darwin may have been right about natural selection to a point but with humans I feel like it gets all fucked up. The most fit survive and proliferate a new generation of people. But with humans the people who usually have the most kids are the dumbest. Their should be an IQ test or women and men need to have a device with a puzzle of some sort attached to their fun parts. This way before you can play a lil slap and tickle you have to do a jumble or something. I'm not talking about the rubix cube or anything because then the only thing that would happen is all of the uber dorks in the world would be jerkin it to anime and the human race would die out. The only way that this makes sense to me in any sense of thinking is that the people who are just smart enough to figure out how to insert rod A into slot B have to make 5 times as much because of the rate that they die out(Redneck famous last words "Hey Ya'll, watch this") . The other part of this that bothers me is how much sex they must be having to accomplish this, lucky sons of bitches.
This one feels like I rambled alot, eh fuck it.
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