Ok so to start off everyone I know seems to insist that I am not fat. I'm at the very least a big bastard. But the government is of the opinion that you could launch me from a dock with a full crew. I am in the category of morbid obesity. When I play Wii Fit it mocks me mercilessly. My character looks like he should roll across the screen, Cartman aint got shit on me.
This lead me to think about all the problems with being "big". Not necessairly the typical problems like a flight of 3 stairs giving you a panic attack or anything. More along the lines of every car I have sat in since 13 is too small. I can make my head rub the ceiling and my shoulders rub the sides. If it has a sunroof I can drive while dodging bugs. I envied little people during tests in college. Sadists design those desks and I hope there is a special place in hell reserved for them. Other examples of being large causing issues is at bars. If you are big people love to try to start shit. This is not Rocky IV, I am not Ivan Drago, and you do not hear the Eye Of The Tiger, so fuck off.
Also because your big people think shit doesn't hurt the same. I dunno if this is true or not because obviously I have never felt others pain. But for specific pains such as shots to the nuts, internal organs, or the tip of the dick I have to believe they all hurt the fucking same. Also the assumption that big=dumb is very irritating. Just because your height is higher than your IQ does not mean that mine is. Also just because I am big and most likely strong doesn't mean I want to lift your fridge (which I have done as well as a stack washer and dryer, piano, and my personal favorite a fucking full size soda vending machine by myself at 16).
If any other "big" people would like to throw shit out there im open to suggestions. And mobile homes are built for midgets.
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