So I have a blog...

Ok wow I have a blog... I never thought I would see the day. But well I am bored and always trying to come up with ways to entertain myself that don't include going to townee bars and making fun of the townees. Seriously what is wrong with some of these people I truly don't understand it. If your IQ is equal to the percentage of alcohol in your blood you would do humanity a huge favor by sitting on a 50's microwave on high for about an hour. No one needs to have these people around and its not just in Iowa. I know Iowa has an abundance but I have lived other places and these people are everywhere. They fuck like rabbits and die less than roaches. And with all the lead paint that you know they have eaten you would think they would be to dumb to fuck but apparently that's not the case.

Anyway back to the topic at hand me having a blog. What exactly do I do with a blog? Rant, because I can do that I am probably fairly good at it. My opinion about pretty much anything matters less than a fly fart in the wind but that doesn't mean I don't have it. I am watching the NBA playoffs and a few things, they pay these people way too much money and some of them are very very dumb. If you can afford to buy a purple dress shirt and tie with matching vest and tie clip you have too much money. When I hear some of these people talk with a microphone shoved in their face I feel like I am listening to a GED reception speech given by the kid who got the lowest score.

Another thing that I have learned is if you are on tv as an announcer and want people to think you know what you are talking about just talk louder. If you talk louder that must mean you have something to say, right. This is pretty much all I have to say at the moment. I'm sure I will post poetry and other shit that falls out of my head eventually. Now get the fuck off my lawn.