I forgot that the name of my blog might require explanation for those of you who do not know me very well. I was dropped on my head when I was born or so I am told. I obviously cannot verify the story except to have been told it by 3 people who I have no reason to believe they would want to lie about it. I think that should paint a fairly solid picture of me as a person or my background. Whenever I tell someone this story they always feel the need to say some version of "So that explains it" which maybe it does maybe it doesn't I don't know what I would be like if I had not pulled a baby half gainer when I was born. And the worst part about all of this... My parents didn't even try to set me up for an easier life later by getting some sort of restitution.
I believe this also paints a very accurate picture of my parents. I honestly believe my head is slightly lopsided on top and they didn't even try to reshape it what the hell?!?! I wonder if I bounced or if it was more of a thud, hmmmm not something to try to experiment with. But in short I feel as if it may have affected me in some way so as it says this is what comes out. Now where the hell did Petey go? PETEY?!?!?! get your sweet ass back here.
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I totally think we should shave your head to accurately measure for any birth defects.
ReplyDeleteyeah you would. I think some of the shit that comes out of my mouth should be proof enough. How many people do you think will actually read this shit?
ReplyDeleteNot sure... depends on if you market it enough. I think our 6 or 7 man circle may, but I don't know how many people come across these things by accident when surfing the web.
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